1. People cry in front of you a lot.
2. You have to do math (for stuff like equalizing assets, dividing vested retirement funds, calculating someone's non-marital interest in real estate, etc.).
3. You have to demand that your fees be paid in full and promptly even though you know for a fact your client can't even afford to pay child support.
4. You watch children being uprooted and thrown into the wreckage.
5. Judges sh**t all over you.